Attending Harvard’s graduation, Bald Truth-style
So I attended the Harvard graduation ceremony a couple of weeks ago. Not really. I mean, I was in the general vicinity, but it was only…
A much better use for the ‘selfie stick’
When I walked off the plane in Chicago’s O’Hare airport last week after a 10-hour flight from Switzerland, I saw not one, not two, but THREE…
A whole new meaning for the term ‘Room Service.’
I was cleaning out my desk the other day when I came across an old Newsweek magazine. I couldn’t for the life of me think of…
Muggers, drugs and hookers in Lisbon
Cindy and I once rolled into Lisbon after a four-day bender in Barcelona, followed by a two-day recovery at a beautiful house on the Portugal coast.…
If you think your job is hard, try pulling a fatass around in a pedicab
I am a fat man. Not grossly fat. Not sloppy fat. Not obese. I’m not Michael Moore, or Chris Christie before he had that surgery that…
An American Idiot in Copenhagen
My wife and I have traveled all over the world together. Dozens of countries on five continents. And wherever we go, whatever we do, I always…
‘Like a shitfaced Fred Flintstone’
Well, I managed to make a fool of myself again. Two nights ago, Cindy and I were sitting at a steakhouse in Arizona (where I had…