A whole new meaning for the term ‘Room Service.’
I was cleaning out my desk the other day when I came across an old Newsweek magazine. I couldn’t for the life of me think of…
Putting the “ass” in a Catholic Mass
The best thing I can say about growing up Catholic is that at least I never got diddled by a priest. I have nothing but bad…
Muggers, drugs and hookers in Lisbon
Cindy and I once rolled into Lisbon after a four-day bender in Barcelona, followed by a two-day recovery at a beautiful house on the Portugal coast.…
If you think your job is hard, try pulling a fatass around in a pedicab
I am a fat man. Not grossly fat. Not sloppy fat. Not obese. I’m not Michael Moore, or Chris Christie before he had that surgery that…